The last time i checked, men's public toilets in Malaysia still had more stuff dripped around them than in them.

In my mind, i have designed the perfect public toilet. Its an absolutely clear space upon entry, the washbasins are all outside. The floor will be made of an impregnable surface and smooth to the touch, with circles each a metre wide cut into its surface. Stepping into one of the circles will trigger a sheath of stainless steel to slide up from its circular groove to a height of 6 feet, private little cylinders of metal where one can perform all manners of sin without ever being found out. Upon completion of the act, the sheath slides back down to allow exit, slides back up for internal steam cleaning and back down again for the next occupant.

Technology lags way behind the thought.

So i figured on a traditional alternative.

It calls for each of us to use toilets considerately. Thoughtfully. Carefully. With the feet where they rightfully belong, on the floor.

And bums on the seat, male or female, if the aim is bad.

Technology could not get any smarter.

It has to do with aim.

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